Thinking longingly about tuna brine

Posted on 22nd February 2019 • Filed under Food

I haven't decided whether or not I wanna go out gate keepers so show belly. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason or leave hair everywhere, but howl uncontrollably for no reason or howl uncontrollably for no reason.

No, you can't close the door

"I hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me."

Pretend not to be evil then cats take over the world cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws for shove bum in owner's face like camera lens this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!.

1. Wack the mini furry mouse burrow under covers
2. Stare at the wall
3. Play with food and get confused by dust chase dog then run away eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner for rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent

Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws¹ cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog but sun bathe, or roll over and sun my belly and lick sellotape. Lick arm hair ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl yet human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! for sniff sniff or have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat coding fill_bowl() or mark territory.

Code block

function fill_bowl($fillLevel) {
    if($fillLevel <= 99%) {
        return 'meow meow meow meow';
    } else {
        nap();
    }
}

Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle². Have secret plans i love cuddles yet kitten is playing with dead mouse lick the curtain just to be annoying or fooled again thinking the dog likes me stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside intently sniff hand. Cat is love, cat is life meow in empty rooms or meoooow. Destroy the blinds.

Table

Thinking longingly about tuna brine fight an alligator and win attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim or meow to be let out. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space stuff and things, making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes but meoooow chase laser but love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn so try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall.

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I will ruin the couch with my claws meoooow if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard and i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box and attack the child. Wake up human for food at 4am open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!

Thank you Cat Ipsum for some of the dummy text and loremflickr for the placeholder imagery.